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Zachary Woodard writes fantasy, speculative fiction, and weird tales out of a too-small apartment in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, where he works as a professor of composition. He has his MFA in Creative Writing from Arcadia University, and has published stories in literary magazines like Intellectual Refuge, Plasma Frequency and Hypertrophic Literary, among others.

Zachary is a gamer, nerd and general drain on society. His 3DS owns his soul and he thinks tabletop roleplaying games could save America’s youth. When he’s not rolling dice, he’s likely watching (and subsequently yelling on Twitter about) cartoons–and when he’s doing neither of those things, he occasionally writes science fiction, fantasy and horror.

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